I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
ok first of all what the fuck
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