Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
So apparently I’m into choking now
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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