Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
handjob tips. give me some.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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