We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize