do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
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