i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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