I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
the day after is always just damage control
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
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