I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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