I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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