But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I want her autograph on my taint
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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