btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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