In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Congratulations! We have a period
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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