i don't like sucking hair
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Randomize
