So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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