I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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