Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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