I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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