Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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