are you so shy because you have an std?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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