as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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