i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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