Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize