She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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