Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
So much rum. So many feels.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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