you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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