so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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