I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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