My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
no, he came in my armpit
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I think I am morally bankrupt
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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