Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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