Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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