it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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