just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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