I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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