I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
