Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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