Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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