I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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