I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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