Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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