she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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