so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Randomize
