It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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