Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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