it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I see more hoeing in ur future
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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