Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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