I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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