i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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