(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
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