you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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