Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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