i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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