Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
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