My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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